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The one where Jax admits he cheated…
Well, at least he admitted it.
I will tell you right now that I would NOT have watched an entire season of Jax standing by his “I didn’t do it” story when he is so obviously lying.
I would not have.
(Who am I kidding– I would have.)
But I’m glad he confessed and in Episode 2, wow! That has to be some kind of new record for a bombshell.
And now we get to see how it unfolds for the entire rest of the season.
We already got one shocker of the aftermath…and that is that Brittany had sex with Jax mere days after he admitted cheating on her with Faith.
So…there’s that little nugget of information.
I mean, I get it. I’ve been there, done that, but I have to believe that Brittany’s level of humiliation after this breakup is eons larger than my own after a breakup, because mine wasn’t on TV.
I am sure that every girl watching Vanderpump Rules was like “Brittany, nooooooooooooooo!!!” when she said that, but at the same time was like, “But I get it, girl.”
Then there is the issue of Tom Sandoval’s makeup getting streaky when he was crying to Tom Schwartz. What was up with that?!
Time to lay off the bronzer, buddy.
I had literally three different friends text me pictures of his streaky face during the episode.
In related news, Tom and Ariana are in a dry spell?! Nooooo! Get it together, you guys!
I used to hate them but I now love them and they have to last.
Moving on to James’ girlfriend…not really sure I’m on board with her working at SUR or frankly, even being around and on the show.
I like my James to be single, mouthy, and ready to start trouble. I just don’t see him doing that if Raquel is nearby.
And finally, we come to Stassi’s boyfriend Patrick.
Patrick has been MIA for the past several years, even when the on-off couple was dating.
Here are my thoughts on finally meeting Patrick on-screen…
- Not impressed.
- Not hot enough for Stassi.
- “He’s just not that into her.”
I’m sorry, but I wasn’t feeling him. Stassi can do way better.
Stassi needs to date Shep from Southern Charm. Or Craig. Either one. Just not this guy.
Thankfully, we know that she breaks up with Patrick during this season.
I’m going out on a limb here to say that Brittany takes Jax back because they seem to be together currently, but next week’s preview did look explosive.
Jax tells Brittany that he only slept with Faith once, but I am not buying it and I bet you aren’t either…