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Thoughts on The Bachelor Finale

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I’ve had some time to process and here’s what I think about The Bachelor finale.

In case you haven’t heard by now, Nick Viall chose Vanessa and sent Raven packing on the finale of The Bachelor Monday night.

This was not a surprise to me; I thought Nick’s relationship with Vanessa was way more developed than his relationship with Raven. Read More »

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A Bachelor First {10 Things It Could Be}

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There’s going to be a FIRST on tonight’s three-hour Bachelor special!

So according to the latest promos for tonight’s finale of The Bachelor, we are going to experience a “first” on After the Final Rose.

Hmmm.

I’ll be the first to say I’m suspicious. Don’t they always say this?  Read More »

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The Bachelor {Episode 10 & Women Tell All}

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Nick sends one of the final three home plus it’s the Women Tell All!

I’ll start by saying I did not stay up to watch all two hours of Women Tell All last night. I was trying to watch it in bed but it got to be embarrassing with all the whining and the Corinne/Taylor drama. My husband was in the room with me and I kept wanting to say, “I’m intelligent, I swear!”

Instead I just turned the TV off and finished it in the morning.

So yeah. I was not impressed. Read More »

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8 Things About The Bachelor {Fantasy Suites, Part 1}

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What exactly does Andi want???

The Bachelor Contestants
 

So a lot went on in a short amount of time this week.That’s right, the TV gods noticed that I can barely make it to 9:00 each night so they threw me a bone and only dropped an hour episode on us.

Unfortunately next week is a whopping THREE HOURS of The Bachelor programming (a one-hour regular episode plus two hours of The Women Tell All), so I guess this is just a taper week, as we runners call it.

Let’s get to the good stuff…

8 Things About The Bachelor {Fantasy Suites, Part 1}

1. Andi. So…Andi just dropped by to “see how it’s going?” COME ON. Andi, you were a respected lawyer. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! This was the dumbest ploy in the history of The Bachelor. Nick did not need Andi’s blessing to go ahead and sleep with all three women in the Fantasy Suites. He was going to do that anyway.

2. The timing. Were the ladies standing there in the cold that whole time while Nick was chatting it up with Andi? Way harsh.

3. Leather jackets. Are leather jackets a thing now? Do I need one? Could they POSSIBLY MOVE THESE LADIES INDOORS???

4. Bye, Corinne. WOW. I did not expect Corinne to get sent home, but in fairness, she did have condensation all over her face during the Rose Ceremony. I actually felt bad for Corinne. She grew on me the past several weeks. I would be annoyed at Nick for offering zero explanation as to why he ended things. Oh well. At least Corinne gets to devote more time to naps now.




5. The Rachel Spoiler. So this is where the decision to announce Rachel as the next Bachelorette makes no sense. I was expecting Corinne to receive a rose after Hometown Dates and for Rachel to be sent home. But now that Rachel is the one who got a rose, I am instantly assuming that she gets sent home next…because they wouldn’t tell us she loses if she’s in the final two, right?! Really annoyed by that spoiler.

6. Nick can iron? SOLD! I can’t iron. Thankfully, my own husband (also named Nick) can iron, too. Maybe it’s a Nick thing.

7. Raven revealing that she’s never had an orgasm… OMG. I am cringing but also feeling for her. Here Raven. Try this. Sixty-three five-star customer reviews on Amazon can’t be wrong!

8. “I do love you.” I found Raven’s declaration of love to be very genuine, as did Nick. Again, she got a much better reaction than Vanessa did when she said she loved Nick. Weird.

Another “To Be Continued” episode. Shocker!

Don’t forget next week is THREE HOURS. Get your sleep in now, my friends…

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10 Things About The Bachelor Last Night {Hometown Dates}

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Ain’t no dates like Hometown Dates!

 

Hometown Dates is one of the best episodes of the season, mainly because there are always some colorful characters to meet.

After abruptly sending Kristina home last week, there was no need for a Rose Ceremony and Nick told the four remaining girls that they would all be getting Hometown Dates…if they wanted them.

Which they did. Duh. Read More »

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7 Things About The Bachelor Last Night {Season 21, Episode 7}

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A huge spoiler announcement came out yesterday…

 

Yesterday was another weird episode for The Bachelor, with no Rose Ceremonies and a couple of slightly surprising exits.

PLUS, there was the huge announcement made by ABC about who the next Bachelorette will be. More on that if you keep reading.

{That is your spoiler alert.} Read More »

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The Problem with The Bachelor

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I feel that the fundamental premise of The Bachelor is flawed…

 

As more and more women who (in my eyes) have barely formed a connection with Nick sob their way to the rejection limo each week, I am reminded of my fundamental issue with The Bachelor franchise…

The premise is flawed. Read More »

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7 Things About The Bachelor Last Night {Season 21, Episode 6}

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Nick whittles the group down A LOT this week. See who remains.

The Bachelor Contestants
 

We are nearing the end of our journey!

I always say this, but it went by so fast, didn’t it? Nick made some major progress this week by eliminating tons of ladies…on group dates, on 2-on-1 dates, and at rose ceremonies.

He is on a mission.

Let’s discuss what happened in last night’s episode… Read More »

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10 Things About The Bachelor Last Night {Season 21, Episode 5}

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Ten things about last night’s episode of The Bachelor…

 

My life feels so crazy lately I can’t even give The Bachelor the attention it deserves.

That’s right– I didn’t even finish the episode until this morning. I don’t know what’s going on.

Clearly, I need to get my priorities straight!

So here’s an abbreviated version of the normal weekly recap…

10 Things About The Bachelor Last Night

1. I can’t with the Disney movie tie-ins. Each season it’s something else and this season it happens to be Beauty and the Beast. A live-action version. I know some of my friends are really excited about seeing this movie, but I don’t get it! Maybe if it was a live-action version of The Little Mermaid, I could get behind it. Beauty and the Beast? I’ll pass.

2. If this episode is going to be set up as Corinne vs. Taylor…I’m going to have to say that I’m on #TeamCorinne. #sorrynotsorry

3. When the girls try to explain the importance of the 2-on-1 date to the rest of us…

Corinne: “It’s going to be really hard.”

Vanessa: “Yeah, because one person is going home.”

THANKS FOR THE CLARIFICATION, LADIES.

4. Regarding the relationship between Nick and Rachel, I FINALLY feel like there is a legitimate connection between a Bachelor and a woman of color. It’s sad, but in the past it seemed like Bachelors kept a minority girl around just to show “Hey, look, I’m not racist!” without actually taking the time to form a meaningful connection with the person. I REALLY like Rachel and Nick together!

5. It seems as if the girls are always sitting around playing with each other’s hair. I would go on the show literally just to have people play with my hair. Isn’t it the best??? And my husband never wants to do it.




6. My apologies but I had to fast-forward through the haunted house date. As soon as I heard the words “little girl looking for her doll,” I was done with that.

7. Poor Taylor doesn’t know what she’s up against on this 2-on-1 date. I would say the odds are about 90% that Corinne stays. Guys like “Corinnes.”  Maybe not for the long haul, but certainly to fool around with until it’s time to pick that final girl!

 

8.Who was the hottie boat driver that took Nick, Corinne, and Taylor through the bayou? Is he single?!

9. So now where does one go to have a voodoo doll of an enemy made? Can a person order one online? #askingforafriend

10. I am loving the Jersey girl, Alexis. Her blooper reel is amazing. No way in hell she’s ending up with Nick, but #AlexisforBachelorette!

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What Happened on The Bachelor Last Night? {Season 21, Episode 4}

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Nick takes the remaining ladies to his hometown, where Corinne continues to stir up sh*t.

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Another week, another on-stage slow dance with Danielle L.

Can you say “frontrunner,” anyone?

Also similar to other weeks is DRAMA WITH CORINNE. Shocking, I know.

Unfortunately for the rest of the ladies, Corinne’s antics don’t seem to bother Nick. Yet. Read More »

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What Happened on The Bachelor Last Night? {Season 21, Episode 3}

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What happened on The Bachelor last night? Get the recap…

What happened on The Bachelor last night track and field
 

As has become the standard, we were left with a cliffhanger situation last week on The Bachelor and had to pick it up after Liz’s (slightly) dramatic exit and the realization that Nick needed to tell the girls about their history. Their sexual history, that is.

To his credit, Nick doesn’t skirt the issue. He makes an announcement that is basically, “I slept with Liz nine months ago, she didn’t want my phone number then, and I don’t want hers now.”

Personally I don’t think this situation is Nick’s fault at all. I’m 100% sure he didn’t want some random chick he banged at Jade and Tanner’s wedding showing up and making things awkward for him as The BachelorRead More »

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What Happened on The Bachelor Last Night? {Season 21, Episode 2}

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Find out what happened on The Bachelor last night as Nick embarked on his first dates.

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You want to know what happened on The Bachelor last night? Corinne happened on The Bachelor last night.

It certainly didn’t take long for Corinne to be painted as the villain although “painted” may be the wrong word to use. She is wretched. I see no redeeming qualities thus far.

She is a mix of Stassi from Vanderpump Rules (in both looks AND personality), Olivia Caridi from Ben Higgins’ season of The Bachelor, and Courtney Robertson from Ben Flajnik’s season.

Let’s take a look at how Corinne’s reign of terror continued last night… Read More »

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The Bachelor Drinking Game: Nick Viall Edition

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Get The Bachelor Drinking Game and have drunk fun each week!

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Of course I am already liking this season, but that’s just because I HEART NICK VIALL.

Objectively, though, I do think it will be a really good season, mainly because he actually has a personality unlike the last several Bachelors. Not naming any names, BEN, CHRIS, and SEAN.

But let’s get to the important stuff. It’s time to drink. Might I recommend this as your drinking vessel? Read More »

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What Happened On The Bachelor Premiere Last Night?

 

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What happened on The Bachelor premiere last night?

What Happened on the Bachelor Premiere
 

I don’t know why I’m surprised by this but really, 40 minutes of background and filler crap before we got to Night 1 at the Bachelor Mansion?!

Was it necessary to hear from Nick’s little sister who is now too old to be playing the “cute lil’ sis” role?

Did we need to watch Nick hang out with three duds like Sean, Ben, and Farmer Chris? (Although Chris made some good cracks at Nick, I will say.)

But I digress. That’s what we get for signing on to yet another season of The Bachelor, I suppose. Read More »

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The Bachelor Premiere Drinking Game: Nick Viall Edition

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Get ready to drink when you play The Bachelor Premiere Drinking Game!

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Words or even emojis can not express just how excited I am for my main man, Nick Viall, to be The Bachelor this season.

Frankly, it’s been awhile since we’ve had someone who wasn’t a huge DUD as the star.

If you are among the group of fans who do not like Nick, just give him a chance. I’m confident that his charm, his smile, and the fact that he will probably sleep with half the cast and cause tons of drama will win you over eventually.

Want a funny preview of this season? Check out 15 Gems from The Bachelor Contestants’ Profiles.

Cheers, bitches!

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15 Gems from The Bachelor Contestants’ Profiles

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Let’s meet The Bachelor contestants for the new season, shall we?

The Bachelor Contestants
 

Lots of tattoos and lots of ladies who would be a either a dolphin or Olivia Pope if they could.

Seems like a pretty typical bunch of The Bachelor contestants to me!

I pored through their profiles on ABC’s website so you don’t have to. Here’s what I found out…

P.S. Keep reading to find out how to join a Bachelor Fantasy League and win some cool prizes! Read More »

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The Bachelor Finale Drinking Game

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Get your drink of choice ready…it’s the Bachelor Finale Drinking Game!

The Bachelor Finale

I can’t believe the 20th season of The Bachelor is coming to an end. I can’t believe my early pick of Olivia turned out so…wrong.

And while I think Ben’s going to pick Lauren, I really really really like JoJo. So, I’m happy either way.

I do hate Ben for telling them both he loves them, though. #dickmove

Okay! Time to begin. Printable version of The Bachelor Finale Drinking Game at the end of the post. Cheers! Read More »

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The Bachelor: The Women Tell All Recap

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All the ladies except the final two, JoJo and Lauren, reunite to dish about dating Ben and all the crazy drama that went on this season.

THE BACHELOR - "The Women Tell All" - Tempers flare, and there are plenty of fireworks, as the most memorable women this season are back to confront Ben and tell their side of the story. There were highs and lows during Ben's' unforgettable season - and then there was Olivia, one of the most controversial bachelorettes of the group. The very self-confident Olivia, who has been the woman viewers and the other bachelorettes have loved to hate, returns to have her chance to defend herself. Caila shares the devastating ending to her love story with Ben. Jubilee and Amanda attempt to get some closure to their heart-wrenching break-ups. Then, take a sneak peak at the season finale and Ben's final two women - Jo Jo and Lauren B. - both of whom he declared his love to, on "The Bachelor: The Women Tell All," MONDAY, MARCH 7 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EST), on the ABC Television Network. (ABC/Kelsey McNeal) CHRIS HARRISON, BEN HIGGINS

Remind me when this is over that the promos for tonight promised a Women Tell All like we’ve never seen before and that Ben will be making a shocking revelation. I highly doubt either of those are true.

The show starts with footage of Ben and Chris Harrison surprising some Bachelor viewing parties, because as Chris Harrison tell us, we watch The Bachelor with our friends and families. 

Ummm. Much like every other week, I am watching this show alone, on the couch, in my bathrobe. Why don’t they surprise my “viewing party?” Maybe next season. Read More »

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The Bachelor: Season 20, Episode 6

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Will Olivia be sent home before the Rose Ceremony? 

The Bachelor Recap

We rejoin Ben and the ladies at an odd moment…right before the Rose Ceremony, because last week’s episode ended unexpectedly with some “To Be Continued” nonsense.

Ben has just pulled Olivia out to ask her why the other women seem to hate her.

Olivia puts on her nicest, softest voice and explains that she has had a target on her back ever since she got the First Impression Rose. (True.)

She also says that all the other girls want to do is paint their nails. (Possibly true.) Read More »

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The Bachelor: Season 20, Episode 4 Recap

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Ben and the ladies head to Las Vegas as Olivia gets desperate.

The Bachelor Recap

Before we get to the recap, let’s discuss the latest news from Bachelor Nation…JADE AND TANNER GOT MARRIED!

Don’t care? Me neither. Now that we have that out of the way, let’s move on.

Since the producers have milked all the cheap dates they can out of the greater Los Angeles area, Ben and the ladies fly to Las Vegas. Because it’s so romantic. Yeah. Nothing spells romantic like gambling, hookers, and drive-through wedding chapels! Read More »

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The Bachelor: Season 20, Episode 2 Recap

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Ben explores relationships with the ladies who survived the first Rose Ceremony. Plus, what will the girls think of Becca and Amber?

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I do not care for this new Ben Higgins hairstyle. Too much on top, too shaved on the bottom.

Jackie, L.B., Lauren H., Becca, Amber, Mandi, JoJo, Jubilee, Jennifer, and Lace are the chosen ones for the first Group Date with Ben. 

Lace insists to the cameras that she is really not the crazy drunk girl we saw on Night #1. But then she starts acting all crazy again. And possibly drunk. So… Read More »