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9 Reasons Why Peter Should Be The Next Bachelor

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I provide nine reasons why Peter should be the next Bachelor.

So Rachel Lindsay has gone on the record stating that she thinks ALEX would be the best candidate for the next Bachelor. 

Ummm…who?!

Oh, right. Alex.

Ummm….yeah right. He barely made an impression on this season. But nice try. Read More »

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The Bachelorette Drinking Game: Season 13 Premiere

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Print out your very own Bachelorette Drinking Game!

The Bachelorette Premiere Drinking Game

 

It’s here, it’s here!

It’s Bachelorette Drinking Game time!

And who is a more deserving Bachelorette than Rachel Lindsay, the first African-American Bachelorette that the franchise has had?

Rachel is intelligent, poised, beautiful, and fun. Let’s hope she can sort through this bunch of losers and find a guy or two worthy of a 6-9 month engagement and a broken heart!

So let’s have some fun tonight…get your bottle(s) of wine, invite your friends over, and print out this game to play along!

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Bachelor in Paradise Finale Recap

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Well that was certainly a wild ride in Paradise this summer! I have to say, Bachelor in Paradise is emerging as my favorite summer show (tied with Big Brother). 

And unlike last summer’s Marcus and Lacey, none of this summer’s couples made me want to vomit! Cheers to that!

Here are the Top 10 Highlights from the Bachelor in Paradise finale (plus the scoop from After Paradise)…

10. “You ruined this for everyone.” –Jade to Kirk after he dumped Carly. That’s a little extreme. He ruined it for Carly, certainly, but that’s about it. He was lucky to get out…who wants to date someone who is always spontaneously breaking into song?  Read More »

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He’s Just Not That Into You: Bachelor in Paradise Recap

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Before we get into the highlights from the first part of the Bachelor in Paradise finale, let us pause to remember that at the end of Paradise, you don’t win money. You don’t win fame. All you win is love.

And by love I mean a relationship based on lust, beer goggles, and the unrealistic high of living life on a tropical island for six weeks. Just wait til Tenley goes to visit Joshua and sees that he has a messy apartment and probably doesn’t clean his toilet. 

It’s just not reality. But I digress. It’s still fun television entertainment and I, for one, am sad that it will be ending tonight.

Here are the Top 10 Highlights from Bachelor in Paradise last night… Read More »

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Dueling Date Cards: Bachelor in Paradise Recap

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It’s hard to come up with ten highlights (or lowlights) of these Monday night eps of Bachelor in Paradise. The real meat happens in the two-hour Sunday night shows.

Still, we did get some fresh meat and new couplings. 

Here are the Top 10 Highlights from last night’s Bachelor in Paradise

10. First, can we clear up the fact that peeing on someone’s leg for a jellyfish sting is NOT an effective treatment? That is a myth. So let’s just stop with that. It’s gross. Use these instead. Read More »

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Hi, I’m Joe: Bachelor in Paradise Recap

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I’d like to start this recap out with a special shout-out to my in-laws who had to suffer through watching Bachelor in Paradise since I am staying at their beach house for the next three weeks.

It was highly embarrassing and I had to preface the show with such descriptive adjectives as “cheesy” and “silly.”

But I didn’t mean it, Bachelor in Paradise! You may be cheesy and silly, but I love you. This summer has been amazing. 

Without further adieu, here are the 10 “highlights” (or just things that bothered me) from last night’s Bachelor in ParadiseRead More »

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Love Ya Like a Sister: Bachelor in Paradise Recap

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Will Samantha and Joe’s evil plot to take over Paradise succeed? Or will Samantha come out from under the spell of the Southern psychopath? 

Will Ashley’s sanity fail her as Dan continues to date Amber? Or will the parrots help her keep her cool?

Will Jade and Tanner continue their reign as the most boring couple on the beach?

Get all the highlights from last night’s Bachelor in Paradise right here! Read More »

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Sex, Lies, and Videotape: Bachelor in Paradise Recap

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I’m going to make a bold statement here…three hours of Paradise per week is NOT ENOUGH. That’s right, I said it.

I used to complain whenever The Bachelor or Bachelorette had those two episode weeks, but Bachelor in Paradise is way freaking better! 

People who had virtually no presence on Bachelor/ette come to Paradise and are the center of attention. Like Samantha. Or Dan. Or Joe. Love it.

(Confession: I don’t always watch the After Paradise show that comes on after the show. Sometimes it’s lame. Sometimes it’s okay. Also I don’t want to hear any spoilers about how the couples end up from current cast members appearing on the show.)

Here are the Top 10 Highlights from last night’s Bachelor in ParadiseRead More »

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Eeny Meeny Miney Joe: Bachelor in Paradise Recap

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Lots of shakeups on last night’s Bachelor in Paradise, including one that I totally didn’t see coming.

Here are the Top 10 Highlights from Bachelor in Paradise…

10. “The only guy who followed her was Chris Harrison and that’s probably because he’s paid to do it.” –Ashley I., about Clare walking out of the Rose Ceremony. Speaking of Chris Harrison, did he really tell Clare she’s only been here a week? I could’ve sworn it’s been like three weeks. I guess time stands still in Paradise. Read More »

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Gimme Dat Rose: Bachelor in Paradise Recap

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I was so excited for the potential of Team Clared. So excited. And then Jared had to go and shit on Clare’s age like a total douche.

I hope you get stuck with Ashley I., Jared. Clare is too good for you!

Here are the Top 10 Highlights from Bachelor in Paradise...

10. “I’m sure she’s gonna use her, like, voodoo boy magic out on this date.” –Ashley I. Ummm if by “voodoo boy magic” you mean normal conversational skills with people of the opposite sex, then yes, Clare will definitely be using her voodoo boy magic. Of which you, Ashley, have none.

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The Mistress: Bachelor in Paradise Recap

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I’m kind of embarrassed to admit that I’ve been looking forward to Bachelor in Paradise all week. It is the guilty pleasure of my summer.

Here are the Top 10 Highlights from last night’s Bachelor in Paradise.

10. Can we just agree that the best part of Bachelor in Paradise is the theme song? I love the throwback to the ’70s with the cheesy font. My favorite of the cast intros: Lauren I. when the wave washes over her. Read More »