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The Melissa Gorga Experiment: Day 9

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Today was a *relatively* easy day for The Melissa Gorga Experiment, due to the fact that my husband had a day trip for work…meaning he left before I got up and didn’t get home until 8:00 P.M. Thus, there was not much opportunity for me to treat him like a king, or to mess up and treat him like a slave.

I suppose I could have gotten up when his alarm went off and set out breakfast for him. Thankfully, though, even after eight straight days of me pouring him cereal, he was still able to do it himself this morning. 

While he was gone, I didn’t bother him with any texts of my usual daily gripes about whose nap was too short and whose nap was too long. Or who was unable to get a shower.

In fact, the only texts I sent him were upbeat and casual.

At 1:33 P.M. I texted, “Hello my love. How’s it going?”

No answer. I didn’t get mad or write something rude back, like, “So glad you could take two seconds to answer me.”

I just tried again later with yet another cheerful text. Success!


He arrived home from his business trip to a happy, mostly clean house and family. (He showed up a half hour early, otherwise the kitchen would have been spotless.)

One final note from the end of the night. I was waiting to go into the bathroom and brush my teeth. My husband was in there for a few minutes with the door closed, obviously doing his business. (The business of pooping.)

Now, Melissa Gorga is very adamant about not letting Joe Gorga see, hear, or smell her pooping. That sort of thing doesn’t really embarrass or bother me, although maybe it should.

I have no qualms about barging into the bathroom to take my contacts out, wash my face, etc. when my husband is in there. It definitely bothers him that I do that. So tonight, I refrained.

When my husband was done, he came into the bedroom. I said, “Did you notice? I waited until you were done before barging in.”

“Yes,” he said. “I appreciate you respecting my privacy. Thank you.”

“You’re welcome,” I said, closing my laptop as he walked over to me.

“What were you doing?” he asked.

“Writing about you pooping,” I answered.

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  • Karla T.
    October 10, 2013 at 9:18 AM

    When my husband poops in our bathroom, I don’t even want to be in the bedroom. I just shake up a can of Glade, puncture it and throw the can in through a crack in the door. YUCK. My contacts would have to just burn through my eyeballs until the morning. Thus the reason I got Lasik.

    • The Naughty Mommy
      October 11, 2013 at 9:10 PM

      LOL Karla. You slay me.

  • Brittny
    October 10, 2013 at 10:44 AM

    It’s so opposite my husband barges in on me. So now I wait until he is sleep or extremely busy lol

    • The Naughty Mommy
      October 11, 2013 at 8:44 PM

      I’m so mean, it’s not even just that I barge in. I barge in AND bitch about the smell.

  • Missy-in-NJ
    October 10, 2013 at 11:13 AM

    Yup. 20 years, and we still don’t go into the bathroom when the other is pooping. Some things are better left to … NOT thinking about. Karla I will have to try your Glade bomb idea!! LOL

    • The Naughty Mommy
      October 11, 2013 at 8:41 PM

      I think Missy and Karla are on to something here…

  • Life with Kaishon
    October 10, 2013 at 6:35 PM

    OH MY GOSH! You have been pouring his cereal! Is that one of the tasks? I have to go and read the first entries. This is so funny.
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    • The Naughty Mommy
      October 11, 2013 at 8:38 PM

      LOL no that’s just how I “make him breakfast.” You have to understand, my husband is a creature of habit. He has the same breakfast and lunch every weekday. So it’s not like he wants pancakes and I keep giving him cereal. HE WANTS CEREAL!!!

    • Vittoria
      June 11, 2014 at 8:31 PM

      The worst thing that could happen is for MeGo and JoGo to ride on Tree’s cotltaias AGAIN when she gets her spinoff. arrrrggggggg. Surely Tree sees this right? Or maybe we have all been jerked around from the very start. And the real reason for MeGo joining the show was to make an underdog out of Tree thereby gaining her more fans? So confused. Surely it cant be THAT elaborate and blaming the Guidice girls for MeGo having to move? Would Tree be OK with that? Shame on them if this is all a bunch of crap.

  • Jennifer
    October 10, 2013 at 7:19 PM

    I think the bathroom should be the one place that people should expect privacy. If I was your husband I would lock the door. I’m no prude, and I love my hubby to the moon and back but I’d be horrified if he did the same to me, especially without so much as a knock first.

    I think it’s worth going back and asking yourself if you would have done this at the beginning of your relationship. If not, what changed?

    • The Naughty Mommy
      October 11, 2013 at 8:36 PM

      I’m not sure why it doesn’t bother me; it just never has. You are right in that I didn’t do this at the beginning of my relationship. What changed? I got too comfortable and too lazy.

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