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The Melissa Gorga Experiment: Day 18

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Day 18 was, as the youngsters say, an “epic fail.”

I blame my friend Trish, who hosted a Stella & Dot party the night before and forced me to drink three glasses of red wine and buy lots of jewelry.

Now, three glasses of wine might not seem like a lot, but when you have been pregnant and/or nursing for a year…well, your tolerance goes down. Way down. Or mine does, anyway.

Three glasses was all it took for me to have a wicked hangover. (I’m never drinking again.)

My husband came home at 5:30 to me and the kids playing in my daughter’s room. Correction: my daughter was playing. The baby and I were laying on the floor.

I was still in my pajamas.

There was no dinner on the stove.




“So have you just given up on today?” he asked. “Is this allowed? I think I’ll have to tweet someone about this.” (Sidenote: I love when my husband tries to use social media jargon. It’s adorable.)

“I have a stomach bug,” I said. “You’re lucky you didn’t catch it. And also, I did some things today. I changed the sheets. I fed the children. They both have clean diapers on.”

“WOW,” he said. “Those are quite the accomplishments!”

Trust me, they were.

We ordered a pizza and I got him all his favorite toppings on his half. I brought him beers. I bathed the children and put them to bed, and basically tried to make up for the other stuff that was lacking. Like a showered wife, a home-cooked meal, and a clean house.

And I swore that tomorrow, things would be different. I’m gonna Gorganize the shit out of him.

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  • Sarah
    October 19, 2013 at 8:16 AM

    “I;m gonna Gorganize the shit out of him” Freaking HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! I love (hate) when Rob says “Oh you bloggin'”

    • The Naughty Mommy
      October 19, 2013 at 10:36 AM

      OMG Nick ALWAYS says, “Whacha doin? Bloggin?” to tease me.

  • Brittny
    October 19, 2013 at 11:58 PM

    Classic line “Gorganize the shit out of him” lol

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