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Find out what happened on The Bachelor last night as Nick embarked on his first dates.
You want to know what happened on The Bachelor last night? Corinne happened on The Bachelor last night.
It certainly didn’t take long for Corinne to be painted as the villain although “painted” may be the wrong word to use. She is wretched. I see no redeeming qualities thus far.
She is a mix of Stassi from Vanderpump Rules (in both looks AND personality), Olivia Caridi from Ben Higgins’ season of The Bachelor, and Courtney Robertson from Ben Flajnik’s season.
Let’s take a look at how Corinne’s reign of terror continued last night…
Group Date #1
Ahhh the pretend wedding date, a staple of every Bachelor season.
Nick brings a gaggle of ladies for a wedding photo shoot where they each are chosen to play different brides– the shotgun wedding bride, the princess bride, the bikini bride (not to be confused with the bikini bottom only bride), etc.
Oh and after the writers ran out of creative bride types, they decided the rest of the women would play bridesmaids. #lame
All you need to know about this group date is that most of the women were able to snag makeout sessions with Nick under the guise of “wedding photo posing.”
Corinne, on the other hand, decided to one up the ladies (jealousy rages strong in this one) by removing her bikini top and asking Nick to pose holding her boobs a la Janet Jackson’s infamous Rolling Stone cover. So…everyone else got to first and Corinne got to second.
Her shenanigans continued on the evening part of the date as she repeatedly interrupted girls trying to have alone time with Nick. Why didn’t these ladies just say “No, I’m talking to him now”?
Nick seems oblivious that Corinne is annoying, selfish, drunk, and needy, and of course, he gives her the Group Date Rose.
In conclusion, the ladies hate Corinne.
Danielle M., the quiet, blonde from Nick’s Wisconsin hometown, is the lucky recipient of the only 1-on-1 date of the week.
They take a helicopter to a yacht where they drink and chat. You know, the usual things people do for a first date.
Nick seems to like Danielle enough, but I don’t see the chemistry. She is too nice for him.
Her sob story is that her fiance died of a drug overdose five years ago. I definitely can’t picture sweet Danielle engaged to a drug addict, so this adds another layer to her. We shall see where this goes.
Danielle gets the Date Rose.
Group Date #2
The gang heads to a museum filled with memorabilia from people’s messy breakups…including the engagement ring Nick planned on giving to Kaitlyn?!
I highly doubt that was the actual ring, but who knows? Maybe Neil Lane has enough jewels to let one of his just sit in a museum that I’m sure gets like five visitors a month.
This leads to an activity where each woman gets on stage to act out a breakup with Nick.
It’s all fun and games until Liz’s turn. If you recall, Liz is the one who slept with Nick at Jade and Tanner’s wedding nine months ago.
Liz has been feeling like Nick is avoiding her and the whole situation is extremely awkward. I don’t know why Nick kept her around in the first place.
For her “pretend breakup,” Liz tells the actual story of what happened between her and Nick. Everyone is confused, except Christen, who heard the truth about Liz and Nick’s past from Liz earlier that day.
Nick is probably perplexed, annoyed, and freaking out that this news is going to come out.
He finds out that Liz already told Christen about sleeping with him, so he makes the decision to cut Liz loose. Time to go.
In all fairness, he did give Liz a chance to explain again why she came on the show, but Liz makes zero sense and just looks creepy and weird.
Bye, Liz. I’ll give you a free dating tip on the way out.
The next time you like a guy and think he would make a husband, it’s better to act on those feelings before he goes on a TV show and you must then compete with 29 other women. You had your chance, sweetie. You blew it.
And now, Nick must reveal his past with Liz to the rest of the ladies.
I WONDER HOW THEY WILL TAKE THIS NEWS!!!
To Be Continued…
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