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Brittany tries to decide whether or not to stay with Jax.
I’d like to first point out that this episode was filled with so many flashbacks from seasons past, it was seriously only 2/3 made up of actual current stuff.
Are they not getting enough juicy material that they need to insert all the past instances of Jax being a douche or Stassi dissing Scheana?
We are not stupid– we remember all that. Duh.
Now that that’s off my chest, I do want to give props to the production team for creating that whole “Special Ops” graphic for Tom Schwartz’s confessional.
That was pure genius.
Stassi to Jax: “You looked to the left.” (BOOM. ROASTED.)
Kristen to James: “Would you like to see the Uber receipt in your email? Shall I pull that up for you?” (BOOM. ROASTED.)
If only Brittany could be as cold-hearted as those two, but alas, she is not.
She is still living with Jax, laughing with him, sleeping with him, wearing cute little nighties around him…I mean, come on.
Is there anyone on the planet that believes Jax only slept with Faith once?
Is there anyone on the planet that believes Jax only slept with Faith?
There’s bound to be other girls. He is super dumb.
In other news, we have Wesley the Hot New Bartender.
Whereas Jax used to be hot but is now such a slimy sleazebag that he isn’t even attractive in the least, this new dude Wesley is hot.
I’m thinking Scheana, Stassi, or Lala should make a move on him.
Speaking of Lala, she’s baaaaaaack!
And I couldn’t be happier.
I am a huge Lala fan, as well as a huge James Kennedy fan.
This whole James Kennedy uprising completely warms my heart. The guys are letting him hang out with them, Lisa’s giving him a job…I love it all.
I do NOT love Raquel, but oh well. They won’t last anyway.
Two other items of note:
- Ariana needs to bang Tom or they need to break up. Two months is too long.
- Did Tom Schwartz seriously cheat on Katie again? The previews suggest he did. Time to pull the plug, guys.