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8 Things About The Bachelor {Fantasy Suites, Part 1}

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What exactly does Andi want???

The Bachelor Contestants
 

So a lot went on in a short amount of time this week.That’s right, the TV gods noticed that I can barely make it to 9:00 each night so they threw me a bone and only dropped an hour episode on us.

Unfortunately next week is a whopping THREE HOURS of The Bachelor programming (a one-hour regular episode plus two hours of The Women Tell All), so I guess this is just a taper week, as we runners call it.

Let’s get to the good stuff…

8 Things About The Bachelor {Fantasy Suites, Part 1}

1. Andi. So…Andi just dropped by to “see how it’s going?” COME ON. Andi, you were a respected lawyer. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! This was the dumbest ploy in the history of The Bachelor. Nick did not need Andi’s blessing to go ahead and sleep with all three women in the Fantasy Suites. He was going to do that anyway.

2. The timing. Were the ladies standing there in the cold that whole time while Nick was chatting it up with Andi? Way harsh.

3. Leather jackets. Are leather jackets a thing now? Do I need one? Could they POSSIBLY MOVE THESE LADIES INDOORS???

4. Bye, Corinne. WOW. I did not expect Corinne to get sent home, but in fairness, she did have condensation all over her face during the Rose Ceremony. I actually felt bad for Corinne. She grew on me the past several weeks. I would be annoyed at Nick for offering zero explanation as to why he ended things. Oh well. At least Corinne gets to devote more time to naps now.




5. The Rachel Spoiler. So this is where the decision to announce Rachel as the next Bachelorette makes no sense. I was expecting Corinne to receive a rose after Hometown Dates and for Rachel to be sent home. But now that Rachel is the one who got a rose, I am instantly assuming that she gets sent home next…because they wouldn’t tell us she loses if she’s in the final two, right?! Really annoyed by that spoiler.

6. Nick can iron? SOLD! I can’t iron. Thankfully, my own husband (also named Nick) can iron, too. Maybe it’s a Nick thing.

7. Raven revealing that she’s never had an orgasm… OMG. I am cringing but also feeling for her. Here Raven. Try this. Sixty-three five-star customer reviews on Amazon can’t be wrong!

8. “I do love you.” I found Raven’s declaration of love to be very genuine, as did Nick. Again, she got a much better reaction than Vanessa did when she said she loved Nick. Weird.

Another “To Be Continued” episode. Shocker!

Don’t forget next week is THREE HOURS. Get your sleep in now, my friends…

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