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It’s Part One of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion…here’s what we learned!
Where did this season go?
It seems like we just met Lala and thought she was going to be a sweet addition to the show. We were so naive!
I can’t believe this amazing show doesn’t even get its own special locale for the Reunion. They have to sit on high, uncomfortable bar stools at SUR. Really, Bravo?
Here are ten things we learned from the Vanderpump Rules Reunion…
10. James is no longer sober and is currently suspended from Pump and SUR. #shocking
9. Lala has “lost count” of the number of times rich men have flown her to exotic destinations. Umm… #metoo #not #Dotheytakemomsinneedofavacation
8. The fact that Scheana considers Jax one of her “closest” friends is troubling to me.
7. Andy really puts Scheana through the ringer for her treatment of Shay’s addiction problem…how she told him he can drink, but not get wasted. Scheana says she was ignorant of the true nature of addiction and alcoholism. Apparently, Shay hasn’t had pills in many months and hasn’t drank in over three months. And Scheana is still with him!
6. I feel like the Reunion would be better without Lisa Vanderpump there giving her two cents on everything. But I guess it makes the kiddies behave.
5. All of the Vanderpump Rules ladies have “taken a dip in the lady pond,” as Andy Cohen likes to say. In case you were wondering, Andy has never hooked up with a lady. Ever. So he says.
4. When Tom Sandoval was trying to figure out what tattoo to get, he literally Googled “cool letter A.” Google failed him.
3. Everyone accuses Kristen of apologizing to Ariana because she knew a Hawaii trip was upcoming and she was trying to get an invite. “Was I on an apology tour? Yeah, but it wasn’t a bullshit apology tour!” –Kristen.
2. James and Kristen are clearly at odds currently. Also at odds are Tom and Kristen, even though he repeatedly claims to be “at peace” with Kristen.
1. It remains unclear as to whether or not Tom Schwartz and Katie have had fiance sex yet. They giggled off Andy’s question. I am betting they have not…
Stay tuned for Part Two of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion next Monday night!
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