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10 Highlights from the Bachelor in Paradise Premiere

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Bachelor in Paradise is BACK and wasting no time with the action!

That. Was. AWESOME!

There is no shame in my game when I say that this is my favorite show of the summer.

It is trashy TV at its best.

It is a reward for sitting through countless hours of The Bachelorette all the while knowing JoJo was going to pick Jordan.

It is Nick Viall back on my television screen again. Hallelujah!

Without further adieu, here are 10 Highlights from the Bachelor in Paradise premiere last night…

10 Highlights from the Bachelor in Paradise Premiere

1. Daniel dumping syrup on himself in the opening credits. I mean…

2. WHY OH WHY CAN’T CARLY GET A GOOD DYE JOB??? This is her third time on a Bachelor-ish show, she seriously needs to up her hair game. It is too brassy. I’m hoping it’s just the lighting making it appear that way? No?

3. Two people said Evan is better looking in real life– Jubilee and Amanda. IS THIS TRUE?!

4. Who is Izzy?! She reminds me of that other one from last summer…Samantha. The crazy-ish one.

5. The cheesy effects– the music, the parrots, Jorge. I. Love. All of it.

6. “I’m excited. Gonna be me, Daniel, roses, alcohol, girls. We’ll be good.” –The Chad

7. The freaky clown with his creeper style and his sexual gestures. Worst date ever. Sidenote: Why do all the girls throw themselves at Jared?

8. Is every night going to be as lively as Nick eating nachos with the twins and Amanda while everyone else sits quietly on tiny chairs and stares at Chad and Lace?

9. “You’re being so un-murdery.” –The Chad

10. Do people still say “I’ll take you down to Chinatown?” According to Daniel they do.

We survived the initial hit of Hurricane Chad, but next week doesn’t look so lucky.

On a related note, could the producers seriously stop showing that shot of Evan getting a needle in his arm? I want to throw up every time I see that.

Tune in next week to see the aftermath of The Chad and find out who goes home in the first Rose Ceremony.

Bachelor in Paradise airs Monday and Tuesday nights on ABC.

Images courtesy of ABC.

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  • Carrie
    August 3, 2016 at 6:04 PM

    I’m with you. I LOVED every minute of it. Especially the cheesy music and all the Chad. It’s like, “hey, no one loves you on the bachelor… So how about you come on this show where we mock you and take video of you making out with people? Ok? Great!”

    Also couldn’t wait for your commentary – see you next Monday AND Tuesday!

    • Lindsay
      August 11, 2016 at 10:51 AM

      OMG I’m so behind on all my shows!! Since I was on vacation with family, no one else really wanted to watch BiP. Go figure!

  • Julia
    August 10, 2016 at 2:08 PM

    I loved it! I don’t see the appeal of Jared. I don’t think he’s as nice as everyone says. I kinda enjoy Carly’s bad dye job and I hope she finds love, she’s my favorite.

    • Lindsay
      August 11, 2016 at 10:50 AM

      She’s growing on me. She just doesn’t give a f*ck!